matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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