Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Randomize
