It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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