saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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