Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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