sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
