susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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