scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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