Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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