Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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