Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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