So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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