Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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