I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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