Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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