remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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