im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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