You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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