doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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