i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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