Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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