it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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