My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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