in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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