The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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