Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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