Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
