I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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