Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Less talking, more tequila
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
