They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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