this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
