So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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