eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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