I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
ok first of all what the fuck
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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