I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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