I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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