let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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