Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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