That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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