And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
should my penis look like a turkey
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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