Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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