Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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