My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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