chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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