We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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