part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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