what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
