I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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