I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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