I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
This house was built for laser tag.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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