We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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