I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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