why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I want her autograph on my taint
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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