So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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