i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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