So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
