it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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