Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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