at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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