So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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