I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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