He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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