He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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